just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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