I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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