I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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