I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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