I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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