I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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