whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
no you cant smoke seaweed
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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