Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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