Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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