Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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