So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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