What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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