Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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