Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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