My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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