i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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