Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
