I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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