how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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