I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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