BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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