On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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