I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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