how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize