So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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