shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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