If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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