You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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