At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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