I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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