But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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