coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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