I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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