My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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