Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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