Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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