omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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