Me. At least after what I've been through.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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