Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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