Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Congratulations! We have a period
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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