I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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