just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm both gender and math confused
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize