Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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