chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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