I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
