last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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