so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i believe in u and ur pee
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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