How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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