Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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