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He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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