: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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