He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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