She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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