check it out our google latitudes are spooning
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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