Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
