Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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