Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
